Let’s be real here Genshin Impact is just gambling, recently I got into it with a Genshin Impact who tried to insult me calling disgusting when reminiscing about EVEBet now I am sure most of my readers never heard of EVEBet it was a site that ran from 2012 to 2016 allowing players of EVE Online to gamble their ships and in game currency on events.

This was even before infamous Arms Deal Update for Counter-Strike: Global Offensive which would create the dawn of skin gambling sites like CSGO Lotto, CSGOEmpire and HellCase it even predates RuneChat a RuneScape gambling site so way to go EVEBet on being head of the curve.

I got distracted, where was I? Oh! Yes, Genshin Impact fans claiming you shouldn’t gamble in online games, yet they’re playing a glorified slot machine.

Look I understand some of the characters might look pretty; personally I don’t see it, but that’s just me but let’s be real you can’t really sell or trade characters other than once per month, or you have to sell whole accounts this just doesn’t seem like it’s worth it.

I get it, some might say what about Counter-Strike 2 [Formally Counter-Strike: Global Offensive] or what about Team Fortress 2 which has case unboxing? To that, I’d reply you might be taking a roll of the dice on case unboxing, but in the end you can still offload your items for cash if you wanted. It’s really not the same.

Sadly, more and more I’ve noticed Genshin Impact players acting like they’re some holier than thou gamers when they’re just perverts who want to see anime chicks.

Let me quote you some great advice from a fictional gambler who was so awful at Sports Betting he was out smarted by a ball of uncooked ground beef named Meatwad…yeah, the show fucked up.

“It Don’t Matter. None of This Matters” — Carl Brutananadilewski (Voiced by Dave Willis) from Aqua Teen Hunger Force